Sikh & You Shall Find

I’ve got to say I’m a bit bonkered. Today started out with a bang. A mildly hungover trip to a Sikh church service, which in case you didn’t know (and you probably don’t otherwise you would have been at service too) is comprised of meditation & an Indian buffet.

Some AC/DC & Project Runway and then some Woody Allen and a semi public shit.

I thought I’d missed the Colts’ game, but it turns out it is currently going on, yet I can’t find it anywhere. Green to the world of professional athletics if the cable box doesn’t have it, I become helpless.

But as is sometimes the case, the internet can produce great gems. One, I found in a video of the Colts’ mascot Blue atop an ATV pulling donughts on the 50 yard line. He proceeds to dropkick the San Diego Chargers mascot…

Note: The San Diego Chargers mascot, called The Bolthead must be the nephew of someone who owns the team as it is impossible he is over 15. I would never purposefully let a family member of mine get drop kicked by a 8 foot horse with a green mohawk, no matter.

Later on in the video Blue climbs a ladder and drops Bolthead through a table.

Author’s Note: I regret that I cannot get you directly to this video but I can get you close. It’s the first video on the page. here

Finally found the game and we’re dying. These commentators are so awesome, and these refs are not.

On a brighter note, I found an article written by fellow Flo Rida Jacob Ludin (11) on what it’s like to be a mascot. I can’t tell if Tennessee’s T-Rac is talking as the raccoon or the actor but his quote is pretty priceless. Also, Atlanta Falcon’s Freddie (Trey Humphreys) owns a party car service with fake fur interiors. here

Checking on Blue’s official profile, I wonder about his narrow mindedness. His favorite songs are “Wild Horses” and “Blue”. Movies: Seabiscuit, Blues Brothers, Indiana Jones (curious, as it’s neither a horse nor color thing) TV: Mr. Ed.

Continuing from strange to bizzarre, this mascot search has popped me onto the blog written by the Butler University mascot, bulldog Butler Blue II. I understand some anthropomorphizing, but this blog is dense, and sincere, and creepy.here